Beardy Splee?

I’m thinking of growing a beard. Not to make myself look distinguished. Neither is it to make me look cool nor older than I actually am. It’s mainly because I’m damned lazy.

The way I see it, beardage is the only way to go for the person who cannot be arsed to shave in the mornings. When you have this brand of lazyness, plus a small amount of Shaveaphobia(1) I think cultivating a beard is an enevitable thing.

So I’m giving it a go. I may post pictures of my progress. Then again, I may not. It depends which way the wind is blowing.

Footnotes:

(1) Shaveaphobia: A fear of shaving because it may result in:

  • Shaving rash
  • Spots
  • Dry skin
  • All of the above