Splee the Critic: Hero

Hero, starring Jet Li. Here is one of those snappy ‘back of the box’ type quotes about this film by me:

I’ve never been subjected to so much bullshit in such a short space of time.

This film sucks. It takes a lot for me to say that because I’m a martial arts film fan. The storyline is absolutely appauling and very difficult to keep track of, even more so than regular films from that side of the planet. Unfortunately the fighting just doesn’t cut the mustard and, therefore, doesn’t save the film from the abyss of boredom.

I was tempted to turn it off, but I just couldn’t believe that the film wouldn’t get better. It didn’t. Don’t buy it. I would even suggest against renting it.

I created a category specifically because of this film, and I think I’m going to slap my opinons of various films and books on here because… well, because I can. :)