Smoking

Whilst reading Ms. Jones’ blog today I had an introspective moment. I wondered what happened that prevented me from taking up the ‘orrible ‘abit.

When I think about it all of my friends are either smokers or ex-smokers and their habits all stem from when we were around 14 to 16. So how did it skip me? I don’t remember my peers saying, “C’mon mate, it’s really cool.” In fact I don’t recall any kind of pressure to smoke from anyone; directly, indirectly or otherwise.

Maybe it’s because I was such an avid sportsman and I didn’t want to ruin my ‘temple’. (/sarcasm)

The only thing I’m missing out on nowadays is a pointless activity to:

  • Literally burn my money
  • Increase the chances of contracting lung cancer1
  • Bunk off work for 5 minutes to chat to the office hottie2
1. Lets be honest here. According to most research today breathing, living, walking, not walking, beef and crisps can all be attributed to the rise in cancer cases. Give a scientist a theory and, with enough money poured into the research, they can prove anything. It’s just a case of interpreting the numbers how you want to see them. 2. Sometimes I almost think it would be worth it.